NewLab · 2026
FIFTY-THREE
53 years. 19,358 days. One banner. · A scroll monument to the Knicks' wait
NewLab · 2026
CHARMIN SNAKE
Snake on a Nokia 3310 · 2 4 6 8 to steer · every dot is a Charmin moment
NewLab · 2026
UNDERCURRENT
Daily culture intelligence · signals plotted underground → cooked
> EV-109B // ORBITAL ASSIGNMENT TERMINAL > -------------------------------------- > PUT YOUR MESSAGE IN ORBIT > > OBJECT #16 · VANGUARD R/B · 1958 > CLASS ROCKET BODY > GEO 34.26°N · ALT 3834 KM > ELEMENT LAST KNOWN SET > > INVENTORY 17,910 · CLAIMED —— > STATUS ▸ TRACKING ● REC
FeaturedLab · 2026
Orbit · EV-109B
Put your message in orbit · Real space junk · First-come
NewLab · 2026
THOUGHTLEADER.EXE
Type what you built · Receive thought leadership · A satire engine
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Lab · 2026
Sundar Board
Soundboard · Beat Sampler · Combo FX